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| pork_n_beans | I called that play brotha! | | |
| FtSmithJon | Lord take care of the HOGS, for I can take care of my enemies.....sorta Voltarie | | |
| pork_n_beans | "A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right." - Thomas Paine | | |
| pork_n_beans | "We're in the driver's seat in the SEC. We're the only team undefeated, so let's try to win the conference." - Houston Nutt | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face! It’s just a goddamned piece of paper." - George W. Bush | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Because you nincom-fuckin'-poops don't know Jesus from Glory Halle-stupid, I will stick my sword in that ass so fast you would swear my name is Cupid!" - Reverend X | | |
| pork_n_beans | “I'd love to throw it up and down the field, ... But this (rushing with McFadden and Jones) is what we do best.” - Houston Nutt | | |
| pork_n_beans | “I was at the game Saturday night, and this will be the last year fans will cheer a deep pass that is incomplete. That is about to change.” - Gus Malzahn | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Bitch, I'm flowin' straight from the survival scroll! Cut that bitch off! Next caller." - Reverend X | | |
| pork_n_beans | "We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it." - Ernesto Che Guevara | | |
| pork_n_beans | "When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out." - Tommy Lasorda | | |
| pork_n_beans | "A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Vince Lombardi (pssst, UALR, take note!) | | |
| thetrojaninsider | "You're entitled to your opinion and that’s fine... but I think..." - Rick Schaeffer | | |
| KingBroyles | "Maybe there were a lot of old quarterbacks last year." - Mitch Mustain | | |
| Tim Patton | "Better to fight for something than live for nothing" - General George S. Patton | | |
| Tim Patton | "I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom" - General George S. Patton | | |
| Tim Patton | "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." - Homer Simpson | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?" - Homer Simpson | | |
| pork_n_beans | "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." — George W. Bush Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002 | | |
| pork_n_beans | "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." — George W Bush Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - George W. Bush | | |
| pork_n_beans | “In those parts of the world where learning and science has prevailed, miracles have ceased; but in those parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant, miracles are still in vogue” - Founding father Ethan Allen | | |
| pork_n_beans | "You can make more friends in a month by being interested in them than in ten years by trying to get them interested in you." - Founding father Ethan Allen | | |
| pork_n_beans | "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." — President George W. Bush | | |
| pork_n_beans | "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he who stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered....." - Thomas Paine | | |
| pork_n_beans | "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive." - Thomas Jefferson | | |
| pork_n_beans | "The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object." - Thomas Jefferson | | |
| pork_n_beans | "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire | | |
| pork_n_beans | "You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip." - Phil Hendrie | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Abortion will be legal 'til the end of time and you'll never be able to pry the gun from the cold dead fingers of any jackass who wants to own one." - Phil Hendrie | | |
| KGR | "An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do" ~ Dylan Thomas | | |
| Redneckcutie81 | "Asa Hutchison is a good ole farm boy raised outside grav ette arkansas I mean gravette" George W Bush November 6 2006 | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Wooooooooo pig sookie!....Wheeeee" - Lee Corso | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Ooh, Maggie's up again. With a full diaper I see. I guess she picked the Browns!" - Marge Simpson picking Cleveland over the Atlanta Falcons | | |
| pork_n_beans | "I've struggled many times to make a Denver omelette and never succeeded. I bet if I had a brand new Viking stove with six burners, convection oven and a griddle with grill conversion option, it'd be Denver all the way." - Marge Simpson | | |
| pork_n_beans | "I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence." - Peter Griffin | | |
| pork_n_beans | "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert." - Peter Griffin | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Our children are our greatest treasure. They deserve a school board president who doesn't leave her feminine ointments in the fridge next to the mustard." - Peter Griffin | | |
| sumdingwong | "You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left." - Yogi Berra | | |
| sumdingwong | "Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser." - Vince Lombardi | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Next time a xian makes a case for prayer or biblical creationism in schools, agree with him and add that science should be taught in sunday school." | | |
| coachbadnews | "Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada." - Tucker Carlson | | |
| pork_n_beans | "Woo hoo, I'm gonna crash into China!" - Joe the creationist scientist | | |
| coachbadnews | You know what's bad about Myspace? Sexual Predators. You know what's great about Myspace? Sexual Prey! Giggity Giggity!! - Glenn Quagmire | | |
| pork_n_beans | "I've told all the players, if they want their release, we'll grant their release," Nutt | | |
| Rinab | "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| Rinab | "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers | | |
| Rinab | "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abe Lincoln | | |
| Rinab | "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." Oscar Wilde | | |
| Rinab | "If a man does his best, what else is there?" General George S. Patton | | |
| Rinab | "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." Frank Lloyd Wright | | |
| red powerade | "As long as men are free to ask what they must, free to say what they think, free to think what they will, freedom can never be lost and science can never regress." - Marcel Proust | | |
| red powerade | "A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor."- Victor Hugo | | |
| red powerade | "He who awaits much can expect little." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez | | |
| red powerade | "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez | | |
| red powerade | "I do not feel an exile from America in any sense." - John Hawkes | | |
| red powerade | "A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth." - Joseph Conrad | | |
| red powerade | "All this BS about my name recruiting never meant much. I didn't recruit any studs. The ordinary ones played for me." - Bear Bryant | | |
| red powerade | "I know we were going downhill." - Bear Bryant | | |
| red powerade | "I'll put you through hell, but at the end of it all we'll be champions." - Bear Bryant | | |
| red powerade | "I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never change." - Dan Marino | | |
| red powerade | "Failures are expected by losers, ignored by winners." - Joe Gibbs | | |
| red powerade | "The will to win is meaningless without the will to prepare!" -Joe Gibbs | | |
| red powerade | "I take responsibility for all of it. It all rests with me. We don't have to look real far to find somebody. I'm to blame." - Joe Gibbs | | |
| HawgToYouSon | I aim to kill you in one minute Ned, or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be? --- Rooster Cogburn | | |
| mlb784 | "the experts have told me you will never be able to get a top notch coach at a place like arkansas." "coach, who exactly are the 'experts' who told you gus' offense would never work in the SEC?" "me." -- 82y/o AD JFB | | |
| red powerade | “The most important thing for us is to realize that last season is over and this one is completely different. And that if we don't run or battle until the end we won't win anything,” - Ronaldinho | | |
| arkansas07 | "The Coliseum is a historical place. Hopefully, it will be a historical night for Arkansas when we play there.” -Reggie Herring- | | |
| jmcclung | "Well, I still am in shock that I did that. I just can't believe that I did that. I am such an idiot" - Phil Mickelson | | |
| jmcclung | "Just win baby" - Al Davis | | |
| red powerade | "If Rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it." - Bob Knight | | |
| coachbadnews | "My skull is open, and from what I hear, that's not a good thing."- Big Crazy | | |
| coachbadnews | "How many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they would rather cry about it" - coachbadnews | | |
| R300069 | "I don't know!! Ask my mom!"-Mitch Mustain | | |
| R300069 | "The bench at USC is really quite comfortable."-Gay-mian Williams | | |
| R300069 | " Mitch used to come to my house for some errr...extra coaching some nights..."-Gus Malzahn | | |
| R300069 | "Momma really likes USC...but I miss her!!!"-Mitch Mustain | | |
| R300069 | "parkay? Butter? parkay? Butter!!!"-damian william's Fingers | | |
| coachbadnews | "I have some "White Russians" that need to leave the "Kremlin"" - coachbadnews at the Sperm Bank | | |
| R300069 | "Now that we are at USC damian and I can come out and be true to the love that we share for one another..."-Mitch Mustain | | |
| R300069 | "Mitch and I can now share a dorm together FOREVER!!"-Gay-mian Williams | | |
| R300069 | "Mitch could have been a great pitcher but now he is my catcher if you know what I mean."--Gay-mian Williams | | |
| Rinab | "We have attorneys. I hired attorneys to help moderate this website" Lanny Beavers | | |
| Rinab | "They get strong when they get behind the keyboard. They feel like they have right to just put anything they want out there," Lanny | | |
| lazyj70 | I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work.--Thomas Edison | | |
| lazyj70 | You will never get ahead of anyone as long as your trying to get even with them--Lou Holtz | | |
| lazyj70 | No one has ever drowned in sweat.--Lou Holtz | | |
| lazyj70 | It's just a job, grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.--Muhammad Ali | | |
| lazyj70 | I dunno. I never smoked no astro-turf.--Tug McGraw | | |
| lazyj70 | I always bring out the best in the men that I face but Joe Fraiser, I'll tell the world, brings out the best in me. That's one hell of a man.--Muhammad Ali | | |
| El Dog Hog | "While present on the occasion, I have no recollection of the events leading up to it." - Winston Churchill | | |
| El Dog Hog | "How 'bout them Cowboys!" - Jimmy Johnson | | |
| R300069 | "Coach Carroll, I WANT MY SON TO PLAY GODDAMNIT!! Don't you dare bench him. I'll call your boss and the message boards!"--Beck Campbell | | |
| R300069 | "Damian don't let momma find out what your doing!"--Mitch Mustain | | |
| El Dog Hog | "Goddamnit! Not in my swing!!" - Tiger Woods | | |
| El Dog Hog | "There's rumors on the internets!" - George W. Bush | | |
| coachbadnews | Blah Blah Hair Piece Blah Blah KY Jelly Blah Blah Beck Campbell - Mike Irwin | | |
| coachbadnews | Things I like to do are shooting my machine gun in the middle of the night and biting people on the back! - Butch Carter | | |
| coachbadnews | Look at that hot piece of a..MOM...hey how you doin'? - MM seeing his mom at a party | | |
| KingBroyles | "I’ve never been around a worse-conditioned group of athletes. I don’t really care whose fault it is, but it’s got to change.” - Tom Ostrom | | |
| red powerade | My grandma could have gone 8 and 0, course shes 6'4 350, and runs a 4.4. - SigPYG | | |
| Hogger4life | I am just telling it how it is and I am not adding my opionion to it at all - Mike Irwin | | |
| RoadHog1981 | Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. - Peter Griffin | | |
| RoadHog1981 | Me fail English? That's unpossible. - Ralph Wiggum | | |
| RoadHog1981 | Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. - Homer Simpson | | |
| El Dog Hog | "I like them whores, ole boy. I like pussy." - James M. Carter Jr. | | |
| R300069 | "...and that's not my hand either Mitch.."--Gay-mian Williams | | |
| KingBroyles | "the average Arkansan [...] reads at a 3rd to 4th grade level." - ROOTINHOG | | |
| mlb784 | "I have a new found respect for you MLB. I'm proud of you, dawg." --Admin | | |
| mlb784 | "I enjoy your take on things MLB" --RoadHog1981 | | |
| mlb784 | "MLB, you know you get some respect here.. Feel the love MLB you are special" --R300069 | | |
| KingBroyles | "Freedom is for everyone, whatever lifestyle they choose, as long as it's peaceful and honest." - Russell Means | | |
| R300069 | "Thanks to Gay-mian I'm no longer constipated!!" --Mitch Mustain | | |
| R300069 | "i'm a helluva poster, 07. "--the MLB | | |
| R300069 | Hey...man...Is anybody here Mexican?...cuz... I lost mine."-Tommy Chong | | |
| R300069 | Haters like Hogville because there they are sheltered, protected, and led around like the clones they are.---R300069 | | |
| KingBroyles | I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. | | |
| KingBroyles | "Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants. I've never known comfort like this." - Comic Book Store Guy | | |
| KingBroyles | "Experts say Mississippians need to skip the gravy, say no to the fried pickles and start taking brisk walks" - Associated Press | | |
| R300069 | "My ass hurts bad!!!!"--Lloyd Carr after Appalachian st. beat his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| KingBroyles | "[to Americans] I invite you to embrace Islam... There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.” - Osama Bin Laden | | |
| soowigpooie | Unless you're king douchebag (aka Mike Irwin), the end of his thought process is Mitch The Golden Child's Dick.... - - red powerade | | |
| ROOTIN HOG | To ROOTIN HOG: "great comeback." "...that's the best comeback... WOW." -- KingBroyles | | |
| pigsinzen | his (Nutt) ego has singlehandedly ruined quite possibly the best opportunity UA has had in as long as i can remember. MLB784 | | |
| R300069 | "you want fries wit dat?"--last years heisman winner- troy smith | | |
| R300069 | STOP CARING ABOUT THE HEISMAN!!! ...IT SOLD OUT... | | |
| Rinab | I heard LSU on a couple of interviews say Ar-Kansas, they weren't saying it right so I wanted to let them know it's Arkansas- Darren McFadden | | |
| pigsinzen | Fuck Ole Miss! - Barack Obama | | |
| rzrbckz | "I got dat wood righere!!"-Darren McFadden | | |
| jrulz | "Once you talk english good can't nobody take it away." - Lamont Sanford | | |
| pigsinzen | I understand and appreciate the strong interest in the search by our supporters and fans- Jeff Long | | |
| pigsinzen | Our parameters for the search remain the same, finding the best head football coach for the University of Arkansas. We will continue to work expeditiously to that end and I'm confident that we will achieve our goal. - Jeff Long | | |
| rzrbckz | "i can't run, i can't pass, but i did put my dick in donna bragg's ass." -dodge4u2 | | |
| jrulz | "You had me at slow growing virgins" Mike Rowe | | |
| jrulz | "I'm tired of being stupid" Mike Tyson | | |
| jrulz | "We have the only fans in America who go on a suicide watch after a win." Mack Brown | | |
| R300069 | Merry Christmas you honky Mofos!!!!--Saint Leon | | |
| seed | If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings and put compensation as a carrier behind it you almost don't have to manage them -- Jack Welch | | |
